Naughty Golfisms
Thanks Walt



A collection of names, phrases, words, clichés and expressions used to describe bad golf shots.
Memorize a few golf sayings then recite some of these on the the golf course.

In a golf game, what is the definition of ...

a Tim Horton	a Rock Hudson	a Roseanne Barr
a Linda Ronstadt	a Yasser Arafat	a Camilla Parker-Bowles
a Therman Munson	a Michelin Man	a Phyllis Diller
a Twiggy	a Vin Sculley	a Billy Graham
a Saddam	a Kobe Bryant	a Willie Nelson
a Belinda Stronach	a Linda Lovelace	an Adolf Hitler
an Arthur Scargill	a Kate Winslet	a Rodney King
an OJ Simpson	a Kate Moss	a Gerry Adams
a Salman Rushdie	a Governor Rockefeller	a Sophia Loren
a Monica	a Princess Grace	a Princess Di
a Glen Miller	a Robin Cook	a Michael Jackson
an Anna Kournikova	an Allistar Campbell	a Bin Laden
a Vinnie Jones	a Paris Hilton	a Diego Maradonna
a Ted Kennedy	an Elton John	a Marilyn Monroe
a Jamie Oliver	a Bobby Darrin	a Rush Limbaugh
a George W	a John Kennedy Jr	a Nancy Pelosi
a Dick Cheney	a Danny DeVito	a Calista Flockhart
A Saddam Hussein	a Lawrence of Arabia	a Sandy Hawley
a Pee Wee Herman	a JC	a David Beckham
a Red Grange	a Bill Clinton	a Barbra Streisand
a Brittany Spears	a Sonny Bono	a Neil Smith
an Anna Nicole Smith	a Fabio
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a son-in-law	a sister-in-law	a daughter-in-law
a mother-in-law	a black angus	a Brazilian
a tired kangaroo	a swallow	an elephant's rump
an anal	a vaginal	a breast
a teenager	a helicopter	a viagra
a viagra two	a lover's grass	a hockey stick
a masturbation shot	three putting is like...	Ice cream on shit
Herpes	a rider	a Bud Light
a South American	a condom	a German virgin
a Raisin Bran	a Saskatchewan	a toilet
a gynecologist's assistant	an immodium	an agriculteral heave
an IRA shot	a hair piece	a lady boy
a snowman	a circus tent	a gutta percha
a large	On the Satan trail	a communist
a barkie	Smoked it	a woodpecker
a cold shower	a mother-in-law putt	a giraffe's arse
army golf
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FISM	AMF	FISH
BIPSIC	BIPLI	ENRON
LOFT	CRAFT	PCFU
NIBY	DDO	CBS
AFT	USA	ABF
FORE	CPGA	SHAFT
FIGJAM	RULES