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A collection of names, phrases, words, clichés and expressions used to describe bad golf shots.
Memorize a few golf sayings then recite some of these on the the golf course.

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Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:


1.    BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 
2.    FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 
3.    KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 
4.    AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 
5.    STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 
6.    TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 
7.    IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 
8.    DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 
9.    QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 
10.   DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.  

WELL DONE.  
 

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, 
 
GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF!





 Golf Clichés and Expressions