Pot
Pourri
Miley's husband's
father-in-law is Miley's husband's brother's brother-in-law.
Miley's
sister-in-law is Miley's brother's stepmother.
Question
: How did this happen?
Answer
: Miley's father married the sister of Miley's husband.
What
book
was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have
it?
You
can't
buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
Answer
:
A telephone book
Take
off my
skin, I won't cry, but you will!
Question :
What am I?
Answer
:
An onion
What
do you
throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you
don't want to use it?
Answer
:
A fishing line
What
starts
with a T,
ends with a T,
and has T
in it?
Answer
: A teapot
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