Kids and Magicians
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A magician was boasting that he could hold his breath for six minutes under water. A kid who was listening replied : "I can stay under water for ten minutes without using any type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid that this was impossible to do. Question : How did the kid accomplish this feat? Answer : The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes. A boy was watching a magician at a carnival. The magician states : "I will bet you five dollars that I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper." The boy looked around and did not notice any weigh scales. The kid accepts the five dollar wager. The boy looses the bet and must give 5 dollars to the magician. Question : How did the magician win the bet? Answer : The magician wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.