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1. The Turkey’s Disguise

A turkey once donned a red wig,
And waltzed like he starred in a gig.
He whispered, “I’m free—
They can’t cook *Beyoncé!*”
Then gobbled, “They think I’m the pig!”

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2. Grandma’s Gravy Gaffe

Old Grandma was stirring her stew,
Till she slipped—gravy flew on her shoe.
She sighed, “What a mess,
That feast’s on my dress…”
And now she slow-cooks with a kazoo!

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3. The Pie Predicament

A pumpkin pie vanished from sight,
Though it sat on the counter all night.
The dog looked quite stuffed,
With crumbs in his fluff,
Then hiccupped, “Dessert done right!”

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4. Stuffing Showdown

Two cousins began to debate
Which stuffing was truly first-rate.
One cried, “Extra sage!”
The other, “More rage!”
They agreed once they'd eaten plate eight.

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5. The Sleepy Aftermath

Aunt Mabel ate turkey and yams,
Then nodded off mid-Instagram.
She snored with a clunk,
Dropped pie on her trunk—
And dreamed she was chased by a ham.

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