🎤 Silly Sound Poems for Choral Reading

A is for achoo, ahem, and arf.
B is for baa, boink, and barf.
C is for cough, cluck, and croak.
D is for dribble, drool, and doke.
E is for ehh, eek, and ew.
F is for fwoomp, flarp, and phoo!
G is for gulp, gag, and groan.
H is for hiccup, hurk, and honk-a-phone.
I is for icky, itch, and ick.
J is for jabber, jolt, and jig.
K is for kazoo-ka-koff, ker-plop.
L is for lalala—then lip-smack stop!
M is for moo, mlem, and munch.
N is for nnnnn (nose hum at lunch).
O is for oink, ouch, and oop.
P is for plop, pfft, and bloop.
Q is for quack, quibble, and quuuuh.
R is for rrrrah, rumble, and ruh.
S is for snort, sneeze, and slurp.
T is for tsk, thhhp, and burp.
U is for uhh, ugh, and um.
V is for vroom, vrrrp, and vum.
W is for whoop, wheeze, and whack.
X is for xylophone-clonk, ker-clack.
Y is for yawn, yipe, and yowl.
Z is for zzzzz… (then snore like an owl).

Step right up, the circus is here,
With honks and oinks for all to hear.
The clowns go boing, the elephants trumpet,
And monkeys chatter while the tigers grumpet.
The drum rolls boom, the cymbals crash,
The tightrope walker steps with a splash.
Popcorn pops with a pop-pop-pop,
The seals go arf, the lions bop.
Juggling hats go tippity-tap,
The whistles shriek tweet-tweet-tap-tap.
A sneeze erupts—achoo! ahem! arf!,
The crowd all laughs with a merry harf!
The trapeze swings with a whoosh-whoosh-whee,
The dogs bark ruff, the cats say meow-mee.
A cannon fires with a bang-bang-boom,
And confetti falls, filling the room!
Step right up, the circus is here,
With crazy sounds and laughter to cheer.
Join the parade, don’t be a bore,
Make every noise and hear some more!

All Together: We heard a sound—was it a bird?
Nope! It was a fart, absurd!

Group 1: It zipped across the classroom floor,
It bounced right off the bathroom door!

Group 2: It whooshed past desks, it twirled in air,
It made the teacher lose her hair!

All Together: A mystery puff, a windy blast,
The fart that flew was flying fast!

All Together: Left foot, right foot, marching in heat,
Beware the stink of sweaty feet!

Group 1: They smell like cheese, they smell like socks,
They’ve cleared out rooms and scared the clocks!

Group 2: They’ve wilted plants, they’ve made dogs cry,
They’ve even made deodorant sigh!

All Together: So raise your nose and wave goodbye,
To stinky feet that make us cry!

All Together: Pick it, flick it, roll it neat,
Boogers dancing to the beat!

Group 1: One’s a greenie, one’s a blob,
One’s stuck tight like corn on cob!

Group 2: They twirl on fingers, leap with flair,
They land on sleeves and float in air!

All Together: A ballet gross, yet oddly sweet,
Boogers pirouette on repeat!

All Together: The soup was slurped, the soda popped,
A burp escaped—it just won’t stop!

Group 1: Brrrrrp! went the bubble in the cup,
Gulped it down, and it hiccupped up!

Group 2: A giggle, a snort, a loud “urp-eee!”
The banquet was a burping spree!

All Together: So cover your ears, but laugh along,
The burpy banquet’s a noisy song!