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| In the midst of lectures, a secret scheme, The bathroom break: the ultimate dream. |
The hand dryer roars like a fierce dragon's breath, Trying to dry hands but scaring kids to death. |
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| Toilet paper shortage, oh what a twist, In the school bathroom, a survivalist's tryst. |
When nature calls during a boring class, The bathroom break feels like a hall pass. |
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| Shower curtains waltz in the steamy air, Bath mat tango, a slip-free affair. |
In the bathroom where tiles gleam so bright, A toilet paper holder, a crucial sight. |
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| If you want to keep your teeth white and clean Use toothpaste and toothbrush, not shaving cream |
Don't confuse the hand towel with the bath mat Or you'll end up with a soggy and dirty pat |
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| Plunger in the corner, feeling quite vain, A hero unsung, against the drain |
Shampoo and soap are good for your hair and skin But don't use them to wash your sink or bin |
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| The razor and the shaving foam are for your beard But don't use them on your head or you'll look weird |
The bath tub is where you soak and relax But don't fill it too much or you'll flood the cracks |
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| The mouth wash and the dental floss are for your oral hygiene But don't use them as a cocktail or you'll turn green |
One preferred over, the other under, Their TP preference, a source of wonder. |
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| In the restroom, where time stands still, A sanctuary for bladder goodwill. But beware the bell, that cruel knell, Escape too long, and it's detention hell. |
The toilet throne, a porcelain delight, Where students plot their bathroom flight. But in the stalls, where whispers float, Gossip spreads faster than you can gloat. |
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