"All cannon-balls
are to be piled in square
pyramids," was the order issued to the regiment.

This was done.

Then
came the further order, "All pyramids are to contain a square number of
balls."

Whereupon the trouble arose.

"It can't be done,"
said the
major.

"Look at this pyramid, for example; there are sixteen balls at
the base, then nine, then four, then one at the top, making thirty
balls in all. But there must be six more balls, or five fewer, to make
a square number."

"It *must*
be done," insisted the
general.

"All you have to do is to put the right number of balls in
your pyramids."

"I've got it!" said a lieutenant, the mathematical
genius of the regiment.

"Lay the balls out singly."

"Bosh!" exclaimed
the general. "You can't *pile*
one ball into a
pyramid!"

Is it really
possible to obey both orders?