Pot Pourri

Miley's husband's father-in-law is Miley's husband's brother's brother-in-law. Miley's sister-in-law is Miley's brother's stepmother. Question : How did this happen?   Answer : Miley's father married the sister of Miley's husband. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. Answer : A telephone book Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will! Question : What am I? Answer : An onion What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? Answer : A fishing line What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? Answer : A teapot