Lovers Loss
Thanks Perry W.

Answer : Local lawman Benvolio Montague was not on duty. He returned home to find a breeze had blown through an open window and pushed over his copy of Lyrical Ballads onto its side. The weight of which forced the glass bowl beside it off the table, causing it to shatter on the floor. And if you haven’t guessed it already, it was a fishbowl, containing his two fish; Romeo and Juliet. As such no investigation was required for their accidental deaths and Benvolio Montague proceeded to conduct an unceremonious but tearful ceremony. Flush